Have you ever heard of a barstool race? Yes I have No.

Have you ever seen one live? Yup. Still shakin my head No. Not interested No, but will when it comes nearby

Would you like to see a barstool race? Miss this? I'd be there. Nope Depends on who will drive me there

Ever attend local race track events? Yes. 1-2 times a year Yes, I go quite a bit (5+) My mail is sent to the local track They have local races? No.

Would seeing a B-S event sway you to go? Yes, it may tip it in for me Nah, I'd be going anyway No, but it would be a riot to see

Would you watch a B-S race on cable? Sure. And miss Idol? You kiddin? No

Have you ever driven a barstool racer? Yes I have No.

Do you anticpate racing a barstool? Hell Yeah! No can't sit on stationary barstool Like to try it first

Interested in a pay and play league? Yes. I pay and drive your stool No I want to drive my own stool

Interest in buying a team? Yes, if under $7,500 complete Yes if Hangover finances Yes if you help me get sponsors No, I need to try pay/play first Yes Discounts for multiple teams?

Good times, rolling... the Rocket Barstool way.